Game of Thrones E407 (Bitches Be Flying)

Game of Thrones E407 (Bitches Be Flying)

“They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one.”

Daenerys is settling into Meereen pretty well. She apparently was in dire need of some Vitamin D and thankfully – Daario was there to provide. What appeared to be the beginning of a new romance could end up being nothing more than friends with benefits. Daenerys doesn’t seem too attached, and honestly it seems like Ser Jorah cares more than anyone else. Go ahead and get used to the friendzone bro. It’s your new home.

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However – Jorah still proves to be a huge influence on Dany’s decision making and inspires her to offer the masters in Yunkai a choice versus having Daario slaughter them all. She’s making her presence known in a big way but seriously – where the fuck are her dragons and what were they up to? Do they just have lives of their own now?

Arya

The Hound and Arya start to bond after getting attacked by two ratchet motherfuckers earlier in the episode. He tells her the story of how his face was burned and it’s the first hint of real human emotion we see from him. Arya starts to warm up to the Hound (no pun intended) and helps him treat his wounds. He’s a powerful ally to have and can teach her how to be more badass than she already is.

She also killed another guy this week. So that was cool.

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Tyrion

After his request for a trial by combat last week, Tyrion is faced with the realization that he has no allies left to back him up. Jaimie can’t fight for shit, Bronn is a traitor and Podrick is gone. Enter the most badass motherfucker to ever grace King’s Landing: Oberyn Martell.

It’s no secret that Oberyn hates the Lannister’s as much as Cersei hate’s Tyrion, although there’s one person he probably hates more: The Mountain.

Luckily for Oberyn, the stars have aligned in his favor, presenting him with an opportunity to slay this fool in a deathmatch.

Sansa

Back in the Eyrie, Sansa decides to spend some time alone building snow models of Winterhold and shit.

Her moment of solitary bliss was interrupted by her demon spawn of a cousin. This kid sucks so bad. He can’t comprehend the fact that Winterhold isn’t in the fucking clouds and a “moon door” would be highly illogical and pointless yet he proceeds to ruin Sansa’s awesomely detailed replica. But then something amazing happened. It’s like Sansa channeled all of her energy and hate into one special move and handed out one of the best bitch slaps I’ve seen in a long time. Well done Sansa, you’re finally starting to not suck. Although I would have opted for a nice clothesline to the fucker, or maybe even a dropkick.

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Her victory slap could only be enjoyed for so long and when she finds her aunt staring down the moon door, she should have turned around and sprinted for the door. Instead, she basically gives herself over to be thrown down the fucking hole. When Lord Baelish arrives, he uses manipulation to turn the tides of the situation and sends Lysa Arryn’s bitchass falling to her doom. If only he could have tossed her son down there with her.

  • Brienne and Podrick head for the Eyrie
  • Cersei has chosen The Mountain as her Champion
  • Baelish kissed Sansa. I wish I knew how to feel about this. Nope, it’s definitely creepy.

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