American Horror Story: Coven S3.E10 [Who the fuck is Stevie Nicks?]
“Eat my shit. I’m the next Supreme.”
American Horror Story went extremely hard this week. I keep thinking these crazy bitches can’t possibly get more ratchet but they continue to surprise me and I’m digging this shit so hard.
This episode has found a way to make me like Fiona again. She’s completely insane but super entertaining. Now that Marie Laveau is in the fold, the possibilities for this duo are endless.
Speaking of Leveau – this is the most screen time she’s had all season and it’s about damn time. We finally learn more about her backstory and the road she took to become the legend she is now. It turns out that she made a deal with the scariest motherfucker I’ve’ve ever seen in my 24 years of living: Papa Legba. This dude has fire-red eyes, yellow teeth and a pale ass face that could rival Michael Jackson’s. Do I even need to say more? Okay, I will.
What makes Legba so terrifying is more in the way he carries himself – and the little mannerisms such as floating across the room instead of walking – but his scary as fuck appearance doesn’t hurt either. His sense of humor is charming at best but all I really want to know is how to deal with the nightmares that are sure to come from witnessing such a terrifying creature. Apparently Marie traded her soul for immortality – but little did she know this would require her to sacrifice a soul of an innocent, even if that innocent was her own baby. This revelation helps us to understand the motives behind Maries kidnapping of the infant from the beginning of the episode. When Fiona learns the secret behind the Voodoo Queen’s immortality, she summons Papa Legba herself only to be DENIED because wait…BITCH YOU HAVE NO SOUL!!!!
When Nan finds the baby and starts talking way too much shit, Fiona and Marie drown the bitch without hesitation in hopes that Papa Legba will accept her as a sacrifice and to possibly kill the emerging Supreme. So Nan gets to go have fun with Papa Legba and smoke weed that allows you teleport between realms and shit. I’m kind of jealous to be honest.
Madison & Misty
Madison notices the fame and glory that comes with being the Supreme when she witnesses everyone dick-riding Misty. She proves that while she may not have been a contender pre-death, she has returned more powerful than before post resurrection. That heart murmur is gone and she can enchant/raise the dead with ease. In fact, Madison seems to be able to raise the dead without fainting like an idiot, so yeah I would say she is more powerful than Misty. She plays on Misty’s admiration of Stevie Nicks and it’s pretty genius how Madison executes her attack – knocking the bitch out cold and leaving her to be buried alive. What a boss.
- STEVIE NICKS WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN BORING?
- NAN killed the crazy bitchface neighbor lady and it was glorious
- MADISON IS MY FAVORITE
- MARIE IS MY FAVORITE TOO
- WHERE THE FUCK IS QUEENIE’s BODY?
- WHERE THE FUCK IS DELPHINE’s HEAD?
- Marie and Fiona casted a pretty baller-ass-spell involving mice and money in an attempt to weaken the Witch Hunters base of operations. They were successful lol.